Michael Fassbender loves being the king of full frontal.
George Clooney, I’mma let chu finish, but Michael Fassbender has the best teeth OF ALL TIME. Seriously, though- Michael...
That was my first thought.
No but is that terrified man Willem DaFoe, this is important.
And being a shark.
I love this picture so much. Fassy’s smile is just… how do you not love it? All those shark teeth!
Is his dick really as big as they say? I’ll have to see it to believe it.