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Oh, DC, you’re adorable. Let me see if I understand - you sent me a speeding ticket for 12/14 and I paid it. I know I speed there and you know I speed there. So I paid up. It seems fair since I’ve been speeding scott-free through DC for 5 years. But it turns out that on 11/29, you caught me speeding there. But you never sent me the warning ticket, so you’re sending it to me now WITH an apology and a refund for the 12/14 ticket? I broke the law twice. You caught me twice. But now you’re apologizing to me and rewarding me? AND now I’m keenly aware of the speeding camera at 7700 16th St? Sweet. God bless America. Zoom

Oh, DC, you’re adorable. Let me see if I understand - you sent me a speeding ticket for 12/14 and I paid it. I know I speed there and you know I speed there. So I paid up. It seems fair since I’ve been speeding scott-free through DC for 5 years. But it turns out that on 11/29, you caught me speeding there. But you never sent me the warning ticket, so you’re sending it to me now WITH an apology and a refund for the 12/14 ticket? I broke the law twice. You caught me twice. But now you’re apologizing to me and rewarding me? AND now I’m keenly aware of the speeding camera at 7700 16th St? Sweet. God bless America.


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